85% Dad jokes, 15% Coffee Slogan T-Shirt

We all know one Dad like this. The dad who thinks he's absolutely hilarious (debatable) but definitely cannot function without his morning brew. This tee is basically a public service announcement about his entire personality.

85% dad jokes. 15% coffee. 100% him.

Printed to order right here in the UK on proper soft 100% cotton, so he'll actually want to wear it. Not just shove it in a drawer and forget about it like that World's Best Dad mug from 2019.

• Available in khaki and navy
• Sizes S to 3XL
• 100% cotton
• Printed to order (because we're not about that fast fashion life)

This one's perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or just a random Tuesday when you want to make your dad smile. Great from the kids, the grandkids, or honestly from himself because let's face it he's probably already adding to basket.

Approximate T-shirt sizes: XS - (6-8) 36-38.5" S- (8-10) 38.5-41" M- (12-14) 41-43" L- (14-16) 43-47" XL- (18) 47"-48"

FAQ's:

When is Father's Day in the UK 2026? 
Father's Day in the UK falls on 21 June 2026.

Where can I buy personalized Father's Day gifts in the UK? 
You can buy custom gifts directly from us at rockonruby.co.uk. We make everything to order in our workshop based in Bury, Manchester, and we ship across the whole UK.

What are the best gifts for dads who say they don't want anything? 
The best gifts are those that are genuinely useful and reference something real, like a family in-joke, a meaningful year, or a nickname that you have used for years. Instead of cliché novelty mugs or BBQ sets, custom embroidered clothing like caps, sweatshirts, hoodies, and tees offer a thoughtful, personal touch that he will actually wear.

How long does delivery take for custom embroidered clothing in the UK? While we make every item to order with proper embroidery stitching, our turnaround time is fast, our average is usually 22 hours. So if you're a last minute shopper, you can count on us to still get you the perfect, personalised gift on fathers day. 

We ship anywhere in the UK, meaning you still have time to order a great gift even if you have left your shopping a bit late.

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UK Orders: Most items are held in stock and are made & shipped within 1 working day.

Some items eg certain sizes, colours may be processed to order and will need a 2 day lead time. Please see listings for more details.

Handwriting items - can take 2-3 working days to be made before they are shipped. We recommend with 24hr / Express delivery you need your item for a particular date!

Once your order has been made, it will be shipped on your chosen delivery service:

• Standard (48 hr: Approx 2-5 working days)
• 1st Class: (24hr: Approx 1-2 working days)
• Express: Next Day Delivery (next working day after your order has been made)

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Returns and Refunds:

All Refund requests MUST be made by email within 7 days of the item being delivered.
All returns must be received within 28 days of receipt.

As our items are handprinted or embroidered to order, we kindly ask that returned products are in absolutely new and unused condition for a refund.

Custom Made Designs and Personalised T shirts / Tops

Personalised items or items with additional personalisation are non-returnable and not eligible for exchanges.

As stated on the web site and throughout the checkout process, Personalised orders may not be changed or cancelled once submitted as they are made to customer specifications.

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